- No phone calls past 9pm
- No sleeping in past 9am
- No talking at the dinner table
- No bare feet outside
- No skates in the house
- No slides in the house
- No questions during Jeopardy
- No loose teeth
- No laying down in the backseat
- No bikes without helmets
- No skates without helmets, wrist-elbow-and-knee pads
- No dummies
- No dogs on the furniture
- No anything on a school night
Happy birthday, Dad! We love you and we've been missing you for years
